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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Q: Ashlei: I love a good zombie flick but what the hell is this obsession with the zombie apocalypse to really happen.... Men!

A: When the zombie apocalypse happens (note I said “when” not “if”) the most difficult thing for an average guy will be hiding his colossal erection. This is what we’ve all been waiting for. Although men are genetically engineered to be killers and survivalists, society has kept the primal instincts of men pinned inside us for hundreds of years. Deep down all we want to do is kill, eat, and have sex with Kim Kardashian’s knockers. When the zombie apocalypse happens there will be no more society. All we will have to do is make head shots on the walking dead, eat SpaghettiOs right out of the can, and screw like a Kennedy. Not to mention it will be like a real life video game. If that doesn’t sound awesome to you then you need awesome lessons.

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