Things women ask men to do
Move furniture
Fix the car
Open jars
Get things off the top shelf
Mow the lawn
Take out the trash
Talk to the kids
See what “that noise” is
Carry boxes from the basement
Carry boxes to the basement
Put keys on key rings
Kill mice
Watch “Twilight” movies
Change light bulbs
Paint
Clean the garage
Build a deck
Plant a garden
Cuddle
Put up Christmas decorations
Take down Christmas decorations*
Fix the hole in the roof
Shower
Romantic shit
Things men ask women to do
Have sex
Fix sandwiches
Men can make time for things we want to do is because we want to do them, like fish, cut things with a chainsaw, and drink beer. We don’t make time do things you want us to do, because as you can see, these things are usually shit and we’re selfish assholes. Did you not see the title of this blog?
*Why the hell should I take them down? I’m just going to have to put them back up in 11 months.
Yes. We take time off for things we want to do... because WE want to do them. Which means that we know how much time we are allowed to take off of work, and we work around our own schedule to do the things we want to do. When a woman throws something extra into the mix, it adds something new to the equation. So No... we may not have an immediate answer... Or No... I can't ask for that extra day off because I was already planning to use an extra day off to drink all day on St. Patrick's Day.
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