Friday, February 10, 2012
Q. Ashlei: My only question is: where is my breakfast?
A. How the shit should I know? Let me ask you this; are you a regular woman or a feminist? If you’re a feminist, here are two of the many things you don’t understand about men, 1) we really don’t find flannel shirts and biker wallets attractive, and 2) if you want us to make breakfast, you’d better like Pop-Tarts and Eggos because if this breakfast doesn’t involve a toaster the chances of a man knowing how to make it are pretty goddamn slim. If you’re a regular woman, “where’s my breakfast?” just means you want to go to Waffle House. Just freaking say so.
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The big problem I see with making breakfast for woman, is if you do it once and then try to do it again sometime they want it bigger or more. Woman can't be satisfied with the little things men do once in a blue moon. They kind of demand it every day.
ReplyDeleteHave to agree with anoymous!
ReplyDeleteAnd really, its the woman's job to make me breakfast anyways. I work, she doesn't. Figure it out.
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