The truth is men keep a list of priorities of things to do around the house in their heads at all times. Unfortunately for women, a man’s priorities don’t tend to align with yours. Such as:
To-Do
- Drink beer.
- Play video games.
- Watch sports.
- Use a chainsaw.
- Fortify the house in case of a zombie attack.
- Scratch his nuts.
- Boobs.
- Get a blowjob while watching TV.
- Watch Internet porn if you say “no” to the blow job because we haven’t done the laundry/dishes/what-the-fuck-ever.
Do you think we’ll forget something? Did you read this list?
Of course, this is the only time you’ll see this list down on paper for two reasons: 1) unless we’re planning to explode lots of shit in a different country, a man’s organizational skills are a fucking disaster compared to a woman’s, and 2) you scare the hell out of us. If you don’t think your man’s worried you’ll kill him in his sleep, you’re even crazier than we think you are.
Very good question!
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